my favorite phone call of the day:
me: good afternoon, precision design
girl: hiee, i'm like, graduation soon like, from the college of misrecordia? (<-- indicates raise in vocal intonation) and like, i was wondering? will you guys be hiring soon?
me: not that i'm aware of, what position are you looking for?
girl: well, like, i'm looking for something in like, marketing or advertising?
me: well, i really don't think we're hiring right now, but if you'd like i can give your information to my boss and if we are he'll let you know.
girl: really? that would be great!
me: ok, thank you, have a nice day.
i think it was the 'hieeee' that did me in.